My speech is over. It went well. One of the other presenters was Officer Jack. I guess it really is a small world after all. He’s part of D.A.R.E.

I hate to admit this, but when he’s not pulling me over, suing me or questioning me about a burglary, he’s kind of a nice guy. I talked to him afterwards, and I think if we had met under different circumstances I would probably like the guy. He’s smart and sexy, and well, I guess it kind of sounds like I do like him, doesn’t it? It’s just weird because I thought he was such a pompous jerk and I couldn’t stand running in to him. And now I’m kind of wishing I would.

In fact, we walked out to our cars together yesterday and he said, “With the way things have been going I’ll probably see you again soon.” I laughed and told him I had no plans to break any laws. He just smiled at me and said, “I was thinking that next time we see each other it will be under more positive circumstances.” I wonder what he had in mind…